Friday, November 10, 2006
Toilet trouble
Pud,
Why are so many shitters in the world designed where my cock comes so close to the filthy innards when I'm taking a dump?
Doesn't this seem unnecessarily unsanitary?
Demon G. Hi Demon G.,
In 1992, congress passed the Energy Policy and Conservation Act, outlawing standard 3.5-gallon shitters for the more politically correct 1.6-gallon variety. This has resulted in smaller toilet bowls -- an enemy to large-cocked men the world over.
I recommend, next time, folding a small piece of toilet paper and lighty draping it over the front of the bowl, as to protect your sanitary custard chucker.
Pud
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