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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Clean hands

[this is a repost someone requested from 2004, "ask pud" the early years]
Pud,

Isn't touching the door handle on my way out of the public restroom going to negate tne hand-washing I just performed?

Thanks,
Falling Water
Follow these steps:
  1. Pee
  2. Grab paper towel
  3. Turn on faucet with paper towel, place towel next to sink for later use
  4. Wash hands
  5. Turn off sink with previously-stored paper towel
  6. Discard towel, grab a new one and dry hands
  7. Use damp paper towel to open door, exit restroom
  8. Discard paper towel #2
Personally, I wash my hands before touching my dick.


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