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Friday, November 17, 2006

Laptop injury

Pud,

I often work with my laptop directly on my lap. Should I be worried about my balls?

Thanks and rock the fuck on,
Tom
Tom,

And by "work," you mean "masturbate." Indeed, resting your laptop directly on your exposed sack is a bad idea.

Sperm like it around 12 degrees colder than your normal body temp, which is why your nuts hang freely outside your body... and why they shrink up in cold weather and hang low when it's hot.

Even worse, this could happen.

Rock on,
Pud


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